Introversion Advocate Pillows

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

Restaurant Tables: Reserved and Extrovert

"Polly needs some time alone."

Narrow Escape

'Even when you're out, you're in.'

'I bet he's home schooled.'

'Irwin likes to get off by himself every now and then.'

"I hope you realize this is bad Feng Shui!"

"I don't like small talk."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Niche Extracurriculars

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Happy Brithday

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.