Introversion Expert Pillows

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Happy Brithday

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

That party went well.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Niche Extracurriculars

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

Introverted Chair

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"