Introversion Expert T-Shirts

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Happy Brithday

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Niche Extracurriculars

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Introverted Chair