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"Yes, we have self help books on overcoming shyness."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

She required plenty of personal space.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Niche Extracurriculars

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Happy Brithday

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."