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"Yes, we have self help books on overcoming shyness."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Mind if I join you?'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

Niche Extracurriculars

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Happy Brithday

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party