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'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'

"I've decided to live my life inside my mind."

"They're such a nice couple- we should see them more often. Not literally, of course."

'I need to find a place where there's nobody around and I can get some solitude.'

"Why are you so judgemental?"

"They never really settled into village life!"

Five Stages of Lockdown

"I do envy you having a husband with Asperger's."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Mind if I join you?'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Happy Brithday

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Niche Extracurriculars

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.