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"So, you're staying in then?"

'Henderson likes to keep a low profile.'

Table for one...

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Happy Brithday

Niche Extracurriculars

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"You seem very remote."

"Sorry—our counter is reserved for lone dudes staring at their phones in silence."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

Superhero Introverts