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The beige bird of low-grade depression.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Happy Brithday

Niche Extracurriculars

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"You seem very remote."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Superhero Introverts

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."