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The beige bird of low-grade depression.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Niche Extracurriculars

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Happy Brithday

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"You seem very remote."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

Superhero Introverts

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'