Introversion Aficionado T-Shirts

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

Banana Split Personality

Nerd tryouts.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Happy Brithday

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Niche Extracurriculars

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'Nobody understands me at reasonable fees.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

PastFuture.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."