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"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

"Don't talk to me"

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

"Yipes! Grownups!!"

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"By your powers combined, I am going outside."

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."

Introvert Career Faire.

"What's your secret of self-quarantining for YEARS and staying sane?"

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"You should get out more."

"You need help, Norman."

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"I miss handshakes"

Extrovert/Introvert.

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"Bad Fences."

Not in the mood for human interaction line

'Hanking is a hard man to get to know.'

Clancy: All the world's a stage....

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

Everyone knew that Ralph was a little remote.

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"I'm still a work-in-hiding."

"We really must be going. Phillip has an uncanny sense of when to leave a party."

"What I love about our friendship is the way we never see or speak to each other."