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"What did you say your super power was again?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Niche Extracurriculars

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"You seem very remote."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

Superhero Introverts

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."