Introversion Gifts

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

"Don't talk to me"

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

"Yipes! Grownups!!"

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"By your powers combined, I am going outside."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."

Introvert Career Faire.

"What's your secret of self-quarantining for YEARS and staying sane?"

"You need help, Norman."

"You should get out more."

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"I miss handshakes"

Extrovert/Introvert.

Everyone knew that Ralph was a little remote.

'Hanking is a hard man to get to know.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"Bad Fences."

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

Clancy: All the world's a stage....

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"So, you're staying in then?"

'Ted hates parties.'

"Ignore everyone."

Fish: I'd like a little more 'ME' TIME.'

"I'm still a work-in-hiding."