Introversion Investigator Pillows

'Tell me how you developed this shyness.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Happy Brithday

Niche Extracurriculars

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

Introverted Chair

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"