Introversion Advocate Mugs

Man excluded from a group of other men.

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

Restaurant Tables: Reserved and Extrovert

"Polly needs some time alone."

Narrow Escape

'Even when you're out, you're in.'

'I bet he's home schooled.'

'Irwin likes to get off by himself every now and then.'

"I hope you realize this is bad Feng Shui!"

"I don't like small talk."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

That party went well.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Happy Brithday