Introvert's Advocate Mugs

The Wheel of No

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Nerd tryouts.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Shy Man at Party

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"Polly needs some time alone."

Three Bland Mice

I'm no good at small talk

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Self-assertive class.

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

"Well look who decided to show up."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"I forgot to charge him."