Introvert Observers Pillows

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

She was always an introvert.

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."