Introverted Introspective Pillows

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."