Introverted Soul Pillows

"You should get out more."

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

No Man is an Island

"They say I'm anti social, but that's not true, I like to hang out with you guys. It's just humans I don't like to be around..."

Speech bubble escaping

"Are they ever going home? Bring back social isolating!"

'I won't be sociable, I won't be ....'

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

'Oh, I gave up greeting people years ago. I was only interrupting their music.'

'So much for trying to eliminate all my social obligations with one event...'

"I have a confession - a few weeks back I wished I wouldn't have to go in to work or go to another social event for months."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

"I went the entire day without any human interaction."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'