Extroverted Soul Pillows

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Tie says twit, fool, idiot etc: 'I like to wear loud ties at work to project my true personality.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

Walter The Sea Monster

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"What A Party."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

Popular Culture

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."