Introvert Thinker Pillows

"I don't know anybody here but the hostess - and, of course, in a deeper sense, myself."

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

She required plenty of personal space.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Drinking Companions

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."