Introverted Intellectual Pillows

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

Shy author hiding while signing books.

'Just because no one visits your peat bog blog, doesn't mean you're a bad person.'

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."