Introvert Observers Gifts

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Introverted Chair

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."