Introvert Appreciator Pillows

The Agoraphobia Society

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Sorry—our counter is reserved for lone dudes staring at their phones in silence."

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

No Man is an Island

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"Well look who decided to show up."

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.