Introvert Appreciator Pillows

The Agoraphobia Society

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Sorry—our counter is reserved for lone dudes staring at their phones in silence."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

No Man is an Island

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"Well look who decided to show up."

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'