Introvert Appreciation Pillows

"Just ignore Walter - He's feeling anti-social today."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Mind if I join you?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."