Irrational Ponderer Gifts

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Admit it, we're lost."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Is this who I am?"

The Price of Freedom

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I cross the road to forget."

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.