Unexpected Thinker Prints

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"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

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No Immediate Danger

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Things are looking up!"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.