Irreverent Philosopher Prints

'Ignore him, he always makes such a fuss when he has a cold.'

Pigeon Little

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Reverse psychology

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Nonsense Poem

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness."

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"It Works For Us."

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'