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Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'He's one of the genuine food critics left...he still fills his pen with Spanish squid ink.'

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

Where Indian ink came from.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Blue sky thinking

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'She posted her first blog today.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

Art of Surviving

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Cook in the cookery section.

Penny

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Shakespeare in the clink

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

Creator's Block

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

Printers

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."