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Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'He's one of the genuine food critics left...he still fills his pen with Spanish squid ink.'

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

Where Indian ink came from.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'She posted her first blog today.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

Penny

Art of Surviving

Shakespeare in the clink

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Creator's Block

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

Printers

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Swiss Army Stove.