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Accountant getting a tattoo ('Born to Depreciate!')

'Man, I hate needles!!'

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

"First, as an ice breaker. . . how many of you have tattoos?"

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

"I keep getting pins and needles in my arms."

' . . . and if hired I promise not to wear clothes that accentuate my skin art.'

Don't Label Me.

"Don't you get bored doing tattoos all day?"

Old man mistakes tattoos for exhibit in art museum.

"And this is what the tattoo you've chosen will look like in thirty years."

'Alright big guy, almost done.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'Help!' - Man drained of all colour down to his ankles is in the ink refil shop.

Common Workplace Doodles

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'I had no idea you were upper-middle left tentacled.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'Great choice. This one's a classic!'

'Would you like to see the rest of my art collection?'

Bird writing with own feather.

"I'm going on a week-long hike so I'll need a tattoo of a back pack ... "

Printers

Tattoo Expert ?

'Opps!'

"I realise it's not quite the prestigious city centre...but on a positive note Mr Dreadly has agreed to leave most of his tattooing equipment...."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Health and Safety.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'How's the eagle coming along?'

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

'Can you run that by me again? I'm not sure I got it down right...'

'Hmmm....decisions, decisions!'

"I ran out of room."

Syringe being bent by a tattoo of a knight in armour.