Inked Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Uh-huh...yep, got that. '27 lock street, around 8:30.''

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Jarvis Cocker

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Penny

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

The Smell of Fear

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Trees tattoo