Ink Enthusiast Gifts

Accountant getting a tattoo ('Born to Depreciate!')

'Man, I hate needles!!'

"First, as an ice breaker. . . how many of you have tattoos?"

"I keep getting pins and needles in my arms."

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

' . . . and if hired I promise not to wear clothes that accentuate my skin art.'

Don't Label Me.

"And this is what the tattoo you've chosen will look like in thirty years."

'Alright big guy, almost done.'

"Don't you get bored doing tattoos all day?"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Common Workplace Doodles

'Help!' - Man drained of all colour down to his ankles is in the ink refil shop.

'I had no idea you were upper-middle left tentacled.'

'Would you like to see the rest of my art collection?'

Gutenberg

"I ran out of room."

I tend to procras

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

"Hello - anyone about?"

"When I told you to put our company logo everywhere, Tom... I didn't mean tattoos."

"I'm going on a week-long hike so I'll need a tattoo of a back pack ... "

Tattoo Expert ?

Printers

Bird writing with own feather.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

Syringe being bent by a tattoo of a knight in armour.

'Rule of thumb...have it placed 3 or 4 inches higher than where you want it, because eventually, that's where it will end up.'

"Hey Darren, so I see hat you finally got those awful tattoos removed huh?"

"I realise it's not quite the prestigious city centre...but on a positive note Mr Dreadly has agreed to leave most of his tattooing equipment...."

'Hmmm....decisions, decisions!'

Health and Safety.

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."