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'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Art of Surviving

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

My first mistake.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'Product diversification, I like that.'

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

Computer video dreidel.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

"Hunting and gathering are okay, Dad, but I'd like to get into research and development!"

'His head teems with new ideas.'

Castaway uses a PC instead of a bottle.

'He's one of the genuine food critics left...he still fills his pen with Spanish squid ink.'

"Do you think the UX is sufficiently unpleasant?"

"I've added some dehydrated non-vegetable oil sulphites so it's more like mum used to make."

The steep road ahead.