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'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Art of Surviving

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

My first mistake.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

'Product diversification, I like that.'

Computer video dreidel.

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

"Hunting and gathering are okay, Dad, but I'd like to get into research and development!"

Castaway uses a PC instead of a bottle.

'He's one of the genuine food critics left...he still fills his pen with Spanish squid ink.'

'His head teems with new ideas.'

Starfish enterprise.

"Do you think the UX is sufficiently unpleasant?"

"I've added some dehydrated non-vegetable oil sulphites so it's more like mum used to make."