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'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

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"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Now // Near Future

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

"It's no fair playing tag with him. He has a drone."

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

'We're de-salting water?'

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'