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"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"We're making progress."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"