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"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"We're making progress."

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"