Ip Innovator T-Shirts

'It's nothing personal, we just like to secure our intellectual property, each evening.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Cloud Computing.

Art of Surviving

Aluminium Henge

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

The power of the brain

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

My First Bitcoin.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'