Ip Innovator Gifts

'It's nothing personal, we just like to secure our intellectual property, each evening.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

CEO with SEO

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Cloud Computing.

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Art of Surviving

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Aluminium Henge

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

The power of the brain

My First Bitcoin.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'