Ip Advocate T-Shirts

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"These are not your old ideas, these are my rebooted ideas!!"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Police Statetion

AI Safety Officer

"Yes, I'm alone."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

People and robots

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

The Best Defense

CCTV in church.

Privacy

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.