Internet Advocates T-Shirts

"I told you we need the internet. We can't organize a revolution with sticky notes!"

Lynching on social media

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Giving Up a Little Privacy

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

The Government is now following you...

Net Neutrality

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

Social media and privacy

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

Will Sell Your Data Back To You.

Why god isn't listening...

"Let's go to my place, Goldie. My parents won't spy on us."

"We've been told to inform you that the NSA, FBI, CIA, nor any other government agency cares what you say or do."

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

The Ungooglable Man

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"Let me in to look around. Just this one time and I'll never bother you again..."

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder...they'll bugger it and sell them off cheap!'

There's some guy in the caf

"Tell me about your mother..."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'