Internet Advocates Gifts

"I told you we need the internet. We can't organize a revolution with sticky notes!"

Lynching on social media

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

Net Neutrality

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Social media and privacy

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

"We've been told to inform you that the NSA, FBI, CIA, nor any other government agency cares what you say or do."

Why god isn't listening...

Will Sell Your Data Back To You.

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

"Let's go to my place, Goldie. My parents won't spy on us."

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

The Ungooglable Man

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder...they'll bugger it and sell them off cheap!'

"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."