Online Advocate Gifts

Revolution via Zoom

'This is a lot of trouble! -- Why can't I sign up on line?'

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Detention Center

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"They're class action figures."

Human Rights for All

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Good News

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

The Government is now following you...

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Violence against children.

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

"Called to the piano bar again, you naughty boy?"

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'

Labour Protests

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

"No Guv, I ain't a defendant. I'm the guy wot did it."

'Daddy doesn't know why birds migrate. Ask me about ways to avoid probate.'

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'That's not the way to plead!'