Online Community Advocate Gifts

"What this world needs is a Facebook with admission standards."

Hate Platforms

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Sign Reform

Cuba applauds its doctors

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Progress.

Never on Sunday

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

The Government is now following you...

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

At the modern antenatal class.

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Empty shops.

'Half the cabinet went to top schools and top universities, so what do they know?'

An apple core school

You can redo my garden. Just don't hurt the deer! Ok. We'll rip out the shrubs they eat. We'll replace them and replant your flower beds with varieties they don't. Terrific! Here's my estimate. I hear the homeless shelter serves venison.

Community Complaints Redress Mechanisms Bureaucracy

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

2010 Teacher Layoffs.

City Council: 'It's a sweet deal- we permit their mall, and they build our new high school within!'

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

Who Will Stop the Attack on America?