Online Course Advocate Gifts

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

The Government is now following you...

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."

"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

"Couldn't I do my detention online?"

'You get the entire financial course which includes the books you will never read, the DVD which you will never watch, and the financial journal which you will never use, all for the low price of only $200.'

You'll require a better credit rating before we we can raise the limit on your card.

The only guy left who's not online.

I haven't seen Uncle Mort lately. Are you serious? How could you miss him? Ever since Youtube started demonetizing channels left and right, it's been driving independent content creators out of business. Your uncle's out front trying to get people to sign a petition to save his favorite show. "Oatmeal News" told us what the incontinence industry didn't want us to hear about staying regular!

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

The online language course got off to a good start...

"Instead of a 2 hour math class, I took an online course, 10 minutes a day for three days, which is like half the time."

Student Loan Interest Rates.

The Ivies

"I'm doing my fall semester on-line only -- I changed my major to 'Staying Alive."