Online Courses Gifts

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

The online language course got off to a good start...

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Technologies and distance classes

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

Education Plan

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."