Online Course Developer Gifts

The Ivies

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Pajama Day 743

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

The Wiki Man.

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

"We were really looking for someone who could lead people. How many followers do you have on Twitter?"

'How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Big Man Off Campus

Your online profile only lists positive things about you. Of course, a "profile" only shows one side of a person.

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

Phrenology head filled with National Curriculum instead of real knowledge.

Conservative Curriculum

"Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?"

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

"Why wasn't the Tulsa Black Wall Street Massacre in the U.S. history books?"

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

How's the exciting, glamorous and sexy world of the blogosphere treating you, Lars? It's all those things, Axel, but unfortunately, it's not financially rewarding

"I'm retiring to spend more time with my social media accounts."