Online Course Developer Gifts

The Ivies

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Pajama Day 743

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know.'

Phrenology head filled with National Curriculum instead of real knowledge.

Conservative Curriculum

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Big Man Off Campus

"Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?"

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

"Why wasn't the Tulsa Black Wall Street Massacre in the U.S. history books?"

"I'm retiring to spend more time with my social media accounts."

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'