Thought Tinkerer Gifts

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'My profession has probably been transformed again just since we started this session.'

'It all started when my train of thought was deregulated....'

Human Brain cells in the form of Jail cells inside the brain.

'How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr, Jenkins'

"I think that 'getting real' might be rushing things for you, Mr. Jenkins. For now, let's just aim for 'occasionally realistic,' OK?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Thinking Gears

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'You know too much,'

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

The Not-So Smart Meter

Gadget geek.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'