Photoshop Wizards T-Shirts

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Computer operator welding machine.

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Computer whisperer.

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

P.C. in the Stone

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'I'm just surfing the web.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

Divine Intervention

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

As a comic strip character, are you anatomically correct? Hey, thanks to Photoshop, I'm beyond anatomically correct!

Abstract Paintings.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

Royal Pic Photoshop