Photoshop Guru T-Shirts

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Check out this new store."

Bashful in Nashville

' A new idea '

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Joe Henry

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Creative accounting.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'