Blender Aficionado Prints

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

New music conference

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Cowpunk

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Yellow Pencil

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'I'm gonna have to get Rocky to rub ya out!'

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'