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Freak Accident.

Cimafunk

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Alternative fielding positions

Friday

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Do you like my bling?

Tortured Plank

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

Give Thanks.

Businessman fences with three others.

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

Prince in the Afterlife

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"They said you'd be challenging."

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

Much needed Apple Watch features

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"I believe you to be a fencer of stolen goods..."

Peace Fighting