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Freak Accident.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Alternative fielding positions

Friday

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Do you like my bling?

Tortured Plank

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

Give Thanks.

Businessman fences with three others.

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

"Have you seen my CD player?"

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

The Marks of Zorro

Things get heated at the outing.

Peace Fighting

"I believe you to be a fencer of stolen goods..."