'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'
Frontier Fanatic T-Shirts
Show your wild side with our frontier fanatic T-shirts! Fun, bold, and adventure-inspired designs turn everyday wear into a tribute to the spirit of exploration and the great outdoors.
'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'
Fighter Jet Sneeze
"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."
'Can our software do that?'
Friday
'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'
A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo
Boy pilot.
NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"
'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).
'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'
The First Kite
"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."
"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."
Signing the declaration of independence.
Futuristic Teenagers.
The Aerial Steam Carriage
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'
Tortured Plank
December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina
Homing pigeons in therapy.
'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'
OOPS!
'Termites!'
'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'
"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."
The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.
Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.
"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"
'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'
Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!
"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."
"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"
Frontier Fanatic T-Shirts Collection
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Frontier Fanatic Prints
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