Blender Fanatic Gifts

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"That explains all the cavities."

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Do you like my bling?

Knight

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

I always frame yours, J.B.

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"